if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
He just realised you love him too, you idiot.
so on the bus this morning
we stop at a red light and this lady gets off
she goes about half a block down, and then we saw her freeze and run after the bus
SHE FORGOT HER ENTIRE BABY ON THE BUS
I love the use of the word entire as in she could have just left the leg of the baby but no she left the whole baby
I give a fuck. I give lots of fucks, actually. I’m a prostitute of feelings.
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
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